So you all know what an FRS is right? right?
+120: To director Hari.
critics have often told that he tends take things a few notches higher; Hari seems to have taken this criticism to heart and named the film as Saamy square which means that the current film is a result of multiplying the first movie by itself.
+6: Aarusaamy is back
Vikram so much looks the character that he makes it look like they are using extended footage from the first film shot 27 years ago.
(no this is not a side-reference to Vishwaroopam/Vishwaroop 2)
-10: Weather and mother nature start behaving badly when Aarusaamy gets angry
(no this is not a side-reference to Sabu from Chacha Chaudhary comix)
-12: Just when you thought that there was not going to be any narration, there is.
+18: Aishwarya Rajesh plays Bhuvana
the character essayed by Trisha in the original; but we did not see any “ivarukku badhil ivar types” serial credits at the start thus making it momentarily difficult.
-10: Aarusaamy has been married happily for over a year, but never has he once realized that the ultimate goal of his wife was to become an IAS officer #notcouplegoals
-70: Suddenly there are three sons of the original villain and all of them come from Srilanka,
the chief of them is even named Ravana; obviously hero name is Ramasaamy
+45.9: Bobby Simha as Ravana Pitchai is one of the best antagonist portrayals this year, he gets an accent, a signature killing move, a creepy BGM and performs even, just forget about the beard though.
-32: Cronies of Perumal Pitchai do not question the authority of the ‘newly-sprouted’ sons and not even one of them come to stake claim.
We hope that, this portion will be covered in the Netflix series called Saamy 1.5 or square root of Saamy
-714: Movie suddenly says “28 years later”, which means movie should take place in 2032 but actually takes place in our time only.
Alternate movie suggest: Saamy 2032 aka Saamy From the Future
{Aarusaamy Jr aka “6” is a humanoid robot in the service of Tirunelveli Police, which is now being run entirely by robots to fight crime against the ARUVA 2.0 gang (Artificial Robots Used For Violence and Arson)
Accidentally ‘halwa’ falls in his mouth during a drug bust and 6 starts to believe that he is a human police and goes in search of true meaning; we can get Denis Villeneuve interested no?}
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+561: Movie suddenly becomes a supernatural police action film, even though this was totally unexpected, it blew our minds.
+327: Obsessive Hari heroes are obsessive about transport
Ramasaamy (Vikram again after trim shaving Aarusaamy get-up) actually mugs entire flight time tables (both public and private air carriers), he is also very specific about kilometers etc; so good.
We believe the biggest beneficiaries of the Udaan scheme of the government are Hari movie heroes namely Singham and Saamy. Doing their bit to encourage aviation in tier 2 cities.
But Saamy is one step lower than Singham, who is known to recite latitudes and longitudes of places by heart, thus making Google maps skip an update.
<Let’s cross our fingers for a Duraisingham and Ramasaamy crossover, should be in the lines of Ramasaamy becomes a rogue police official and Duraisingam is tasked to bring him in. Let’s call it Toothukudi: Civil War>
-201: Heroine is “foreign return”
Keerthy Suresh studies a one year course in human psychology from University of Liverpool, but does not realize that incessantly calling IPS officers during work times could irritate them.
-107: Heroine’s father is a politician in Delhi; but did not send her daughter to JNU for the psychology course.
Was he afraid she would become urban naxal or was cut-off too high? Many such open questions.
-21: Name of coffee shop where hero and heroine meet in Delhi is : Delhi Coffee Shop
(I mean come on guys!)
+17: Second time in the history of Tamil film where heroine comes and disturbs a training session at some military academy in the hills. Hi to GVM.
-305.2: It is 2018 and Soori still thinks getting himself hit by others is funny, but the joke is on us because he is there in every other film.
+7: Mildly funny Keerthy Suresh is mildly funny, she should be paid for comedic quotient.
<Business Model Moment>
Can we evolve a model where we can track the amount of laughter generated in comedy scenes in theatres, parameters could be wild-to-mild laughter and claps and then pay the comedians as a proportion to their success? This could be a merit based model which could motivate comedians to come up with actually funny stuff.
</Business Model Moment>
-34: All songs whenever, wherever
+101: One killing set-piece
+50: Movie suddenly becomes Mad Max Fury Road in the Thar desert before the climax (one more surprise), but some sections of the audience were furious (FURIOSA!) because run-time just crossed 7 hours.
+23: Hero establishes greatness of the police police force by choosing IPS over IAS; wait we have seen that…um…never mind
-5: Convenient transfer to Thirunelveli is highly convenient
+71: Ramasaamy has the President of India on his email contacts, and they CONVERSE IN CAPS!
Oh wait, there are plans to make it a sequel too. Saamy Cubism?
<All numbers are incidental and irrelevant, except the data provided by our data analytics team based out of PUNE>
Yours sincerely
Team FRS
Subam
The Lowly Laureate 